It's says it's %100 percent juice and as far as I can tell this is the truth, but only half of it. Take their grape flavor for example. Fuck that does not taste like grape juice because it isn't. It made largely of apple and pear juice.
That's like you bought a hooker with %100 assurance from her pimp that she had a vagina under there and she did but she also had a penis and then you had a wilder night than anticipated,
And now you know the entire point of this thread was to make that analogy.
The Juicy Juice Lie
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The Juicy Juice Lie
Frank on the Fighter (Abridged)
FrankTrollman wrote:...God_of_Awesome wrote: Could I inquire on the motive behind the design decisions on the Fighter class?
The Fighter is intended to be, like the Wizard, a character who can and does adapt their tactics to the opposition and draws upon player experience to deliver tactical victories. And to do it without "feeling" like it was using Magic.
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So honestly, when someone tells me "I know the game backwards and forwards, and when I pull out all the stops with the Fighter I totally win!" And my response is "OK, good." Because that's exactly what people report with the Wizard too.
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If juicy juice were anything like that, I'd like it a lot more.
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Pear juice is basically sugar water. A lot of things say that there is no sugar added or are made from fruit juice or are totally natural or some shit like that because they contain some titanic amount of pear juice. It's not a lie, it just doesn't mean what people think it's supposed to mean.
But I agree with Prak. If Juicy Juice tasted anything like penis, they wouldn't even be able to keep it in stock.
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But I agree with Prak. If Juicy Juice tasted anything like penis, they wouldn't even be able to keep it in stock.
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Gots us an apple juice fetish up in The Great White North. If the first two ingredients are not sugar (whatever mask it's wearing) or water, it's apple juice. The apple juice is not even from good apples like Red Delicious or Macintosh, but the apples they don't sell in stores, the countless bland tasting things that grow all over North America. Know those apples that grow in state New York that state New York doesn't eat? Canadians drink them... as well as out own species of unappealing apples apples. I have a tree growing in my front yard. They are so bad, the local wildlife doesn't eat them. Tried making jam and rhubarb from them, and threw out the jars. And these trees dot the landscape everywhere.
I have spent weeks looking for pure grape juice, because it has a similar consistency to saliva... First ingredient in everything: 'Apple Juice' and some times 'from concentrate'.
I have spent weeks looking for pure grape juice, because it has a similar consistency to saliva... First ingredient in everything: 'Apple Juice' and some times 'from concentrate'.
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While this is all misleading and everything, I'm astounded by how many people think that juice is particularly healthy. I mean, it's probably better on your teeth than pop is, but it's still a lot of empty calories. 100% juice is still pretty sugary.
Context or not, that quote is priceless.FrankTrollman wrote:But I agree with Prak. If Juicy Juice tasted anything like penis, they wouldn't even be able to keep it in stock.
This is why I take the trouble to squeeze my own damn juice. Sure it can't keep, but damn it if I want something real.
I'll be damned if fruits are fake in the future.
I'll be damned if fruits are fake in the future.
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Thanks for telling me that. But damn it still makes orange juice taste like...thick milky shit.FrankTrollman wrote:To keep it from clumping and also to make it be a source of Calcium.Nicklance wrote:Hell I don't even know why pure orange juice needs milk solids when its in a carton.
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Vietnam my friend. I used to drink it everyday at 25 cents a cup.Cynic wrote:I would give my left nut for a daily supply of fresh squeezed Orange juice.
Maybe even my right nut.Yes, it's that wonderful.
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